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10 (Shorter) Random Rambles – The Mighty Have Fallen (just not the Mighty Ducks)

1. As it turns out, I believe the Ducks may be to fault for the Stars lack of shot volume this season. In December, the Stars scored eight goals on their first 16 shots against Anaheim. They scored their eighth goal a minute into the third period and directed only one more shot on goal for the rest of the game. They won 8-2. Does nobody try for 10 anymore? Watching games live, “We want 10!” was one of my favorite chants as a child. Is that no longer cool? The Bruins did it to the Rangers just the other day and their fans seemed quite pleased.

Anyway, I can only assume the Stars took that game to be the new normal for puck luck and have been waiting for the opposing goalies to put up .524 save percentages ever since. It's as good as any explanation their coach has given so I'm gonna run with it.

2. Pre-game:

OK, I’ll finally concede. Maybe shot totals don’t tell that big a story of how the game went. So, I decided to pay better attention to those totals during the game. (Editor's Warning: That may be a bad idea.)

3.1 Question:

If you were to guess which of the Stars has the most takeaways per 60 minutes this season you'd probably guess Miro Heiskanen, right? Well, you'd be close. He's second. Guess again. The answer is below.

4. First Period:

15:12 - Duchene, covered at the top of the circle, puts the puck on Ducks Goalie (Dostal), pad save

12:06 - Stars on PK, Blackwell bounces puck off the boards from Stars zone and out, it’s slowly slides toward Dostal

7:36 - Stars get pinned in their own end, Harley whips one off the boards just to get a breather, puck trickles into the Ducks zone and onto Dostal

6:45 - Blackwell crosses center and shoots one off the boards, close to the bench and into the Ducks zone, puck dribbles in and Dostal plays it

4:51 - Hryckowian shoots from the side of the net, it gets tipped wide…a shot is recorded nonetheless

1:44 - Robertson in deep on a rush and Dostal makes a good save and another on the rebound

Those were what counted as the official seven Stars’ "shots-on-goal” in the first period. There were only three real shots. So, I agree. The shot clock didn't tell the story. The story was a whole lot worse.

That period should never be erased no matter how badly it deserves to be. They should play it on loop during the flight to Utah. And not just for the players to watch. It's just as much must-see-TV for the coaches. Casey DeSmith should be excused from the eye-torture.

P.S. Don't look at the possession metrics from the first period if weak of heart or stomach.

P.S.S. The Ducks were without three of their best players who are also their top three point scorers. And, the Ducks are 26th in the standings even with those three. Just for a second, imagine the Stars playing without Jason Robertson, Wyatt Johnston, and Miko Rantanen. The other team would have to play pretty poorly to lose, I think, yes?

5. TNT's Henrik Lundqvist is a handsome man so at least that's a positive.

6. Second Period:

The Stars get a two man power play then take a penalty immediately. The Ducks start the period with three great short-handed chances and another two at four-on-four plus a goal on another delayed Stars penalty.

At the 12:04 mark, Steel spins around and whacks a puck at Dostal that's easily turned aside. Huzzaahhhh!!! Effectively, that's the fourth shot on goal...twenty-eight minutes into the game.

Somehow, the Stars are going to the third period only down one goal. Somehow.

7. For such a good guy and an even better reporter such as Tiffin, games like this one must make it hard to write an "AfterThoughts" column for. That's a prickly position to be in as a beat writer. One who has to stand face-to-face with the players and coaches, yet tell the truth to readers without losing the organization's trust.

I don't have to worry about that.

Glen Gulutazan: "I thought we could have done some things a bit better."

I mean...you think?

8. Tonight's rant was supposed to be short. It's a little too late for that now. Sorry, I am generally a very happy person. I should see about doing something less distressing than watching these games. Maybe juggling honey-badgers is something to look into.

Ok, more positive thoughts...

- the Avalanche lost in overtime last night

- Jamie Benn took that hideous visor off

- my dog is sleeping in my lap

- Roope Hintz is growing his hair back out

- Corey Perry no longer plays for the Ducks

- the Stars’ equipment manager seems to have found helmets for each and every one of the team’s players to wear

9. Five Ducks players who are 25 years-old or younger have scored more than 25 points this season. Four of those players are 22 and under. Impressive.

The Ducks have 11 players who are 25 years-old or under, and the San Jose Sharks have 10. So, it seems the Stars' West Coast road swings are going to level up over the next several years. Maybe they've already started to.

Either way, one has to give credit to the Ducks who were suddenly playing without three of their top players.

This is the kind of game that a young up-and-coming team like the Ducks can look back on as something to build off of. It was really impressive, to be honest. As bad as the Stars played, the Ducks busted their asses all night.and deserved the result. Sports is full of hyperbole but it seems like this may be a game they can look back on as they mature.

3.2 Answer (If you got this right, I have no words. Just reverence.):

Kyle Capobianco leads the Stars in takeaways per 60 with 25% more takeaways than Heiskanen. And that makes me want speak with a Sicilian accent and do this 🤌🤌🤌 even more than I already do whenever I say Capobianco.

10. Third Period:

The Stars’ equipment manager: "OK guys. We're down 2-0 and there's only three minutes left in the game. How about if we scramble the jets and try to score some goals now?"

The Stars players and coaches: "That's so crazy it just might work."

Narrator: "Work, it did not. For the best, perhaps. The greatest teacher, failure is." - Yoda (Morgan Freeman's retainer was too high)

Kenneth Gardner's avatar

I hope that this is just a stretch of dog days hockey and not mean reversion at the hands of the PDO hockey gods.

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