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10 R.R. Stars-Avalanche

1. 1,500 games is a lot of games. 1,500 games as a defenseman playing the style of hockey Brent Burns has over three decades approaches the absurd. To put the cherry on top, he's played most of those games while looking like the second mate in a Pirates of the Caribbean flick. His true love be the C (Joe Thornton).

2. Nils Lundkvist pushing play with the much-booed Miko Rantanen following up with a blind dish to Thomas Harley for an opening goal is something I could get used to. Could that really be this team's second defensive pairing? Did the Avalanche really willingly trade away Miko Rantanen?

3. If you've never had the distinction of listening to an Avalanche home telecast, consider yourself among the lucky. If one were to listen closely enough, you'd hear the broadcast team's pom-poms shaking in the background as they expunge on how elite the blisters on Cale Makar's ankles are compared to similar blemishes on any other human God.

4. You know how shots on goal is often not a good metric of how a game is going? Well, shots at 20-6 for the Avs midway through the second would beg to differ. It was kind of yucky, TBH.

5. Then again...is a tasty Esa Lindell cross-crease dart, deep in the offensive zone, to Nathan Bastian for an easy tip-in the new normal or did someone just actually hack the Matrix?

WTHeck?

6. The Avalanche broadcast just showed a stat that Brent Burns has the 4th most shots on goal of any defenseman ever.

PFFT...I have drank the 1st most shots of anyone watching the game with me. Granted, the dog is a lightweight but still.

7. Two minutes into the third period - it's 4-3 for the Stars who have now been outshot 29-12 with Dallas having scored on 3 of their last 4 shots.

Good luck betting on hockey, y'all.

8. Martin Necas looked like top-form Nate MacKinnon tonight. So did Nate MacKinnon. No more of this, please.

9. Also, Mr. Oettinger looked like an Olympic goaltender tonight. He often does. Tonight though? DANG!!!

10. Eighty games to go with wins against a President's Trophy team and one of the darlings of the West make for a not too awful start to the Stars' season.

All apologies to Brent Burns and his hall of fame hirsute chin but tonight the best we can offer you is second, mate.

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Kenneth Gardner's avatar

Pretty much every Stars-Avs game in Denver was like tonight’s game. You win the games that your goalie steals for you. That’s hockey. Stars looked like a team struggling to learn a new defensive system. But…goalie grand larceny.

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